9 Shower Curtains I Never Want to See in Your Home

I don’t mind horror. I’m a Walking Dead fan. I’ve sat through most every Halloween movie. But these are easily the scariest things I’ve ever seen in my entire life. I’m begging you. Please don’t put these in your home. If you do, please don’t invite me over. Here are 10 of the most frightening shower curtains you’ll ever see.

I don’t mind horror. I’m a Walking Dead fan. I’ve sat through most every Halloween movie. But these are easily the scariest things I’ve ever seen in my entire life.

I’m begging you. Please don’t put these in your home. If you do, please don’t invite me over. Here are 10 of the most frightening shower curtains you’ll ever see.

1. The Poncho Shower Curtain - Makes me feel like I need to wear my Baja sweater.

2. Creepy Zombie Shower Curtain - If their eyes had pupils, this might not be so bad.  

3. Green Eye Cat Shower Curtain – If you have this, you probably live alone.

4. The Hangman Shower Curtain – If you ordered this thinking you were getting the word game…you were wrong.

5. Artistic Mermaid Shower Curtain – This is supposed to be a mermaid…I don’t see it.

6. License Plate Shower Curtain – So you made this while serving a dime in the clink?

7. Bloody Hands Shower Curtain – I would think the floor mat would have to be included with every purchase.

8. Hello Kitty Shower Curtain – I’m at a loss for words…

9. Robert Pattinson Shower Curtain – Is he brooding or does he want me for lunch?

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David Marine is the Vice President of Brand Engagement for Coldwell Banker where he oversees the brand’s content strategy including acting as managing editor for the Coldwell Banker blog and heading up video production efforts. While Vice President by day, David runs a three ring circus at night as he is the father of 4 boys. He also happens to be married to Wonder Woman. True story.

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  5. ahclem
    November 9, 2013

    I would go for a Lou Reed shower curtain.

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  6. Sam Spade
    November 9, 2013

    kind of a really boring, kind of “I should slit my wrist” article really….

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  7. TIM HILTON
    November 10, 2013

    I really don’t agree with several of the choices. The Psycho curtain made me laugh out loud.
    And Lou Reed… that zombie curtain could be redone as the Warhol factory gang

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  8. john
    November 14, 2013

    hopfully nobody will invite you over.

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  9. Gary
    November 16, 2013

    Well, folks . . . most frightening of all . . . The “Fox News” Curtain . . . images of Rush/O’Reilly/Hannity/Coulter/Bush/Cheney/Palin/Ron–Rand Paul/Eastwood/Santorum/Cruz/Arpaio/Issa/Beck/Trump/and . . . George Lincoln Rockwell . . . bet there aren’t a half-dozen of you who can identify HIM without “WIKI”!

    Gary in Arizona

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