In honor of May the Fourth, we would like to wish you a Happy National Star Wars Day! Today we’re tapping into the force to see how real estate professionals from our network would sell homes from across the galaxy. We came up with some pretty out of this world homes and some even had elevaders in them! Too much with that pun? Ok. Enjoy!
The Lars Homestead
Location, location, location! This charming home is perfectly situated to take in those two beautiful setting suns every night. Grab a glass of Bantha milk and take a ride in your T-16 around the rolling sand hills in this picture-perfect community. Don’t worry about those pesky sand people, older neighbors are always willing to lend a helping hand – or lightsaber – to shoo them away! Gentrification is beginning in the land at the edge of this galaxy, so make like you are making the Kessel run and act fast!
For those looking for something in a galaxy not so far, far away, see below for some other desert oasis listings!
The Degobah System
The force is strong with this jewel of the Dagobah system! This quaint home is the perfect bachelor pad, offering views of the beautiful swamp in a lush tropical paradise. Private and secluded, this waterfront getaway is a refuge from all of the world’s problems. With a post-modern kitchen with room for a metal pot and sink, as well as an open floor plan, this home is perfect for entertaining any and all crash-landers! Buy this house now you must!
For those looking for something in a galaxy not so far, far away, see below for some other tropical and secluded listings!
Cloud City
A city in the clouds! We’ll find your lack of faith in this spacious, wide-open property disturbing if you don’t feel like you’re on top of the world! This gorgeous estate offers panoramic views and is perfect for any Rebels looking for a place to hide from the Empire. Seriously, if you’re trying to hide – and especially if your last name is Skywalker – no one will find you here, we promise. Don’t act like you’re frozen in carbonite and buy now!
For those looking for something in a galaxy not so far, far away, see below for some other listings with a view!
Find of the Week: The Death Star
That’s no moon – it’s a bargain deal! Offered for sale in as-is condition, this fixer upper needs some TLC. If you enjoy endless views of the stars, and the ability to destroy whole planets with the push of a button, this is the place for you! With features such as a fully functioning super laser, tractor beam and hypermatter reactor , only a half-witted, scruffy headed Nerf herder would pass up this great investment opportunity!
Still haven’t sated that geek bone? Find out how the force can awaken your home decor and kitchen!
Hysterical, very well written young man!